I Like Flat Buns

Oh Carl's Jr., you have done it again. I commend your stellar advertising campaign as to date but once again you have truly topped yourself. Aside from the fact that your creative team refuses to get past the advertising slogan that "sex sells" (I guess sometimes you seem to embrace the slogan "guys like to eat and are too stupid to do anything but go out and buy a meal at a fast food place"), you are so innovative in your approach to using sex to sell...well burgers.


Which is exactly why I personally like flat buns. I don't want to hear about how your use of flat buns (to be clear I am referring to bread) are different from other fast food joints. No, No. I want to see some kids rap about how they like their teacher's flat buns (to be clear I am now referring to her ass). Putting aside the whole racist overtones of this "white kid rapping about his white teacher's flat buns," this ad just really goes out of its way to sell your new product. Pump up the sex, turn down the quality of your food and you are golden. I love you Carl's Jr. advertising team. You all are my flat bunned heroes.


And as a final note...is it just me or does the teacher in this commercial not really have as "flat of buns" as the ad 's jingle would lead you to believe?