Why I Hate Conquest

Conquest student housing can kiss my ass. I seriously hate it so much. First off, I lived in it for two years of my college life. While I have to admit one year was amazing (I lived in a pimped out 9 person house on Menlo) it was the house that was amazing, not the management that is Conquest. They try to follow their name sake to a "T" by literally trying to conquest all housing within the USC area so that they may create a monopoly. Their employees are rude, their maintence team is terrible, and they all around they suck. But what has spurred this rant so recently is that I can't take their advertising campaign anymore. When they were asked to remove their "You know you want it" slogan from bus stops (by the way that girl was not even hot so no, no one wanted her), they merely moved to facebook. Their ads now have a guy and a girl obviously sleeping together with phrases like "Everyone wants to sleep with us" and "Get lucky every night." Are you freaking kidding me? Do you actually mean to imply that if we sign a lease with Conquest we will gain incredibly amazing sex lives? What the FUCK! How stupid do they think the USC student body is? I honestly think I am going to light a flaming bag of dog poo on their front steps--they can go get lucky with that.